Saturday, July 4, 2009

Series

In mathematics anywhere else, series are long chains of numbers; like 1, 2, 3, 4, ...

In Lolland, they're long chains of words.

So, you could have the Tamil Nadu CM series: Karunanidhi, Jayalalitha, Karunanidhi, Jayalalitha, Karunanidhi, Jayalalitha...

Or the RGV movie series: flop, flop, hit, hit, flop, flop, flop, RGV Ki Aag (didn't want to insult the word 'flop' for this one, flop, flop...

The Devdas series: drink, drink, drink, fight with wife, drink, leave wife, drink, drink, go to brothel, go to brothel, drink, drink, drink, die

The Indian political party in power series: do nothing, do nothing (for 4 years 11 months), increase reservations by 50%, promise free rice, increase reservations by a further 10%, win elections, do nothing...

The number of important matches the West Indies team has won in each of the last ten years: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, ...

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