Chapter 0

The Lolland Math textbook doesn't teach boring pedantic mathematics. Instead we show how the fundamental concepts of maths can be used to practically understand the world around us.

Read it below.

Equations - 4

More funny equations.

Equations - 1

In the Math Department of the Lolland University, you will learn some life changing equations. The proof is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

 

 

 

Equations - 3

Equations - 2

More important equations that you should never forget.

Number Theory - Best Of

Since Lolland believes in small lessons, we will only showcase the best bits from our Number Theory section here. If you want to read more, head here.
Essential lessons:

5 - Chris Gayle
47 - The Obsession
4 - Michael Jackson
100 - MG Road
14 - Valentine's Day
10 - Schoolbags
2000 - Hindi
25 - New Folder
9,085,342 - Bathing

Addition

We have a special addition lesson today, teaching the extraordinary maths as practised by none other than Satyam former CEO Ramalinga Raju.
These are his golden rules:
A. 1 + 1 = 2
B. Re. 1 + Re. 1 = Re 2 (if the money being added concerns a Satyam employee)
C. Re. 1 + Re. 1 = Re. 100000 (if the money being added concerns him)
D. Interest on Rs. 1 lakh in 1 year = Rs. 7000 (normally in India)
E. Interest on Rs. 1 lakh in 1 year = Rs. 356 lakh (for him, entered in the balance sheets)
F. Rs. 5040 crore = Rs. 5361 crore, so 321 crore = 0
G. Satyam = Truth for everybody else except R. Raju
H. Re. 1 + Re. 1 = Re. 100000 for 20 years, but Re. 1 + Re. 1 = Re. 1000000 + jail after 2008
If you want further details, check here.